, and Rules:1. Choose some of your OCs2. Make your OCs answer these questions3. Tag other people4. Add one question of your own.
I choose Beverly and Asher.-How old are you?
Asher: The ripe ol' age of ninety--
Beverly: We're not even five seconds in and you're already trying to convince the reader there's a 72-year age gap between us.
Asher: *laughs* Nah, I'm kidding. I'm 19.
Beverly: This one. I'm 18.-Do you want a hug?
Beverly: *clinging to Asher's leg* No.
Asher: Aw, come on, please?
Beverly: In your dreams.-Have any bad habits?
Asher: Any time we're texting, I sit there and stare at the "person is typing" dots.
Asher: "Aww?" I thought it was creepy.
Beverly: Maybe a little bit.
Asher: What's yours?
Beverly: Hm... Chewing on my hair?
Asher: Euh.-Are you a virgin?
Beverly: -Have any kids?
Asher: Hell no.
Beverly: Aw, you don't want a kid?
Asher: Well, if our child was partly you, fine. But generally speaking, I don't have the patience.-Favorite food or drink?
Beverly: Funyuns are actually the worst snack you could have picked.
Asher: You like Combos!
Beverly: Combos are the future.-Killed anyone?
Asher: I killed an ant last week.
Beverly: For shame.- Hate anyone?
Beverly: I hate you, too.
Asher: No you don't.
Beverly: No, I don't.-Any secrets?
Asher: I'm Bev's secret!
Asher: Your parents aren't here.
Beverly: I don't care. They can sense things.-Love anyone?
Asher: *hugging Beverly* I already told you, I hate her.
Beverly: Yeah, there's no love here.-What is your job?
Asher: We're both cheapskate college students with minimum wage jobs.
Beverly: Yeah, trust me, pizza delivery girl and librarian's assistant are not that exciting.-Favorite season?
Asher: This is why we can't have nice things.-Who's your best friend?
Asher: I like stepping on children.
Beverly: You know, she's fronting like she's some hardass, but she's a sweetheart with kids.
Asher: Shhh...-What are you going to do when this tag is over?
Asher: Go into work late.
Beverly: Burn her Funyuns.-What is your eye color?
Asher: My eyes are weird. They're green in certain light, but look blue most of the time.
Beverly: Light brown.-Are you good? Or bad?
Asher: Oh, I am just scandalous. Right, Bev?
Beverly: If by scandalous, you mean sleeping through your 15 alarms every morning, then sure.-If you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Asher: Hm. Hmhm--
Beverly: Your mind is spoiled.
Asher: Hey, you thought it. I said nothing.-What is your biggest fear?
Beverly: Hair stylists.
Asher: No lie, the last stylist she went to brushed her hair dry
Beverly: I had the biggest headache afterward.-Does your name have a special meaning?
Asher: Well, it's short for "Ashley." But I hate "Ashley."
Beverly: "Beverly" was my Grandma's name.-Any siblings?
Asher: I have an older sister.
Beverly: I have none.-Where do you live?
Asher: We both live on the campus, so we raise all kinds of hell.
Beverly: Oh yeah, so many crazy parties.-Do you find yourself attractive?
Beverly: Oh stop.
Asher: What about you?!
Beverly: I'm the "meh" one.
Asher: You're delusional.
Beverly: Then we're both delusional.
Asher: I won't accept it.-What's the stupidest thing you've ever pulled off?
Beverly: Convincing my dad my phone was hacked after accidentally sending him something meant for Ash.
Asher: I think the people would like to know what said text was--
Beverly: That wasn't the question.-What is your Dream Job?
Beverly: Becoming the first journalist that isn't a biased asshole?
Asher: I'm gonna deliver pizza until the end of time.
Beverly: I will get Funyuns to discontinue business if you do that.
Asher: You wouldn't dare.-What do you consider your greatest talent or strength?
Beverly: I can dance.
Asher: I can do a pretty credible sloth impression.-Do you believe in god(s)?
Beverly: I'm skeptical of everything, so I can't decide.
Asher: My family's mostly Catholic, but my mom and I don't get it. I personally believe in God, I just don't know which version.-Do you prefer one partner, or polyamory? Or none at all?
Asher: You hear that, Bev? We're gonna form a circle with Meg, Yavin, Amaya, and--
Beverly: I didn't sign up for that.
Asher: You didn't sign up for anything!-Got a favorite musical?
Asher: Sweeney Todd.
Beverly: Phantom of the Opera, even though it's twisted.
Asher: The PHAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE--
Beverly: Alright. The interview's over.
Asher: So it is.
Beverly: G'bye reader! I have Funyuns to burn.
Asher: And I have Combos to feed to roaches.